Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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