My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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