Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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