can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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