There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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