Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
handjob tips. give me some.
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We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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