That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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