It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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