STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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