I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Randomize