I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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