That's intense
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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