i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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