The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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