My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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