I wanna passion pit in your ass
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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