if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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