You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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