lets start a swedish sibling band together
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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