And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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