You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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