I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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