According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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