when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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