Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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