You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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