I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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