so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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