just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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