Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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