And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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