would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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