I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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