Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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