i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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