Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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