Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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