Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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