I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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