I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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