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he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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