I just made out with a guy for $7.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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