Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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