As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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