Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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