I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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