It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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