please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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