whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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