Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize